Question: If a man had shot his sleeping wife in the back and killed her, taken his children and fled, admitted it to multiple law enforcement officers, and lost $17,000 to Nigerian scammers, would he still be able to make bail?



Of course, that's a joke, because not in a million years would he be offered bail.

Prediction: For her next trick, Mary Winkler will throw herself on the mercy of the court on account that she is a widow.